remington870_20ga
06-07-2005, 12:54 PM
I saw the 2 Fast & 2 Furious last night and I gotta tell ya, I feel like I was beaten like a dog and raped. I cried after it was over, sobbing on how I will never be able to get my 2 hours back into my life. Allow me to point out a few things that makes this movie VERY BAD.
1. The beginning race with the S2000, Supra, RX-7, and Skyline, was absolute dog $hit. Give me a break, what kind of city like that is friggin bone empty at night? Second, when they busted into the bridge house to raise it a little, that wounldnt happen either, considering there is ALWAYS a personel in a bridge house. Another thing, no one would jump a bridge like that, nor would their car survive it. I dont care how filthy rich you are or how many friggin skylines you can sit in your front yard, you would NEVER jump a fuggin bridge with your skyline, oh yea and mind you it wouldnt be in ok shape either once you landed.
2. Through the ENTIRE movie it showed people with their cars just sitting around a shop all day. The movie made a point on showing the same groupies. And most of them had their own tricked out ride. I gotta question on this one. Do they have lives? Every time you see them they are partying it up. Also, last time I checked modding a car is not cheap. It pretty much shows that they dont have a job and they live the life of toying with cars and some how whip out the cash for a turbo. Another thing that bothered me was the chick with the pink S2000. Later in the movie she goes out and gets a 350z. Where in the hell and how could she get that thing. I know its a movie and dada da but this movie had too much nanny flying around to the point that it was a car show off with a sorry bastard of an excuse for a movie.
3. I have never seen so much bad acting going on in one movie. The plot sucked, the story made no sense and was complete b.s. (like the 2 mexican dudes that managed to follow the 2 lead actors but would disappear when the actors went to have meetings with the feds), most of the special effects sucked, and worst of all the lead actor was the corniest son of a b**** I have ever seen. He wouldnt have been liked even with an Lotus Elise Turbo in the real world. He would have been ganged and his car stolen. Another pathetic thing is they used a scapegoat backup kinda thing, they paraded Ludacris (you know like in case the movie went too much down hill, they gotta hip hop back up to save the day) all over the fricken movie like some sort of ring leader clown.
4. The actualities of the movie reeked of B.S. . For example: One seen shows a friggin evo doing 60-100 in like 3 seconds and this p.o.s. Chevy police cruiser is keeping up with him! And the last time I checked, the scenery around you doesnt turn into longitudinal line of doo-doo when you go fast. The movie already perfectly showed how fast they were going, it didnt need stupid lines indicating speed at all... I found it annoying and I got the feeling I was on speed.
Im not going to even bother watching the first one. I pray to god I never see any of the 2 movies ever again. If I get stuck on a plane with one of these stupid movies I will commit suicide or at leat whip out a box cutter to get a rise out of people before I go out because the movie wont succeed in that matter.
1. The beginning race with the S2000, Supra, RX-7, and Skyline, was absolute dog $hit. Give me a break, what kind of city like that is friggin bone empty at night? Second, when they busted into the bridge house to raise it a little, that wounldnt happen either, considering there is ALWAYS a personel in a bridge house. Another thing, no one would jump a bridge like that, nor would their car survive it. I dont care how filthy rich you are or how many friggin skylines you can sit in your front yard, you would NEVER jump a fuggin bridge with your skyline, oh yea and mind you it wouldnt be in ok shape either once you landed.
2. Through the ENTIRE movie it showed people with their cars just sitting around a shop all day. The movie made a point on showing the same groupies. And most of them had their own tricked out ride. I gotta question on this one. Do they have lives? Every time you see them they are partying it up. Also, last time I checked modding a car is not cheap. It pretty much shows that they dont have a job and they live the life of toying with cars and some how whip out the cash for a turbo. Another thing that bothered me was the chick with the pink S2000. Later in the movie she goes out and gets a 350z. Where in the hell and how could she get that thing. I know its a movie and dada da but this movie had too much nanny flying around to the point that it was a car show off with a sorry bastard of an excuse for a movie.
3. I have never seen so much bad acting going on in one movie. The plot sucked, the story made no sense and was complete b.s. (like the 2 mexican dudes that managed to follow the 2 lead actors but would disappear when the actors went to have meetings with the feds), most of the special effects sucked, and worst of all the lead actor was the corniest son of a b**** I have ever seen. He wouldnt have been liked even with an Lotus Elise Turbo in the real world. He would have been ganged and his car stolen. Another pathetic thing is they used a scapegoat backup kinda thing, they paraded Ludacris (you know like in case the movie went too much down hill, they gotta hip hop back up to save the day) all over the fricken movie like some sort of ring leader clown.
4. The actualities of the movie reeked of B.S. . For example: One seen shows a friggin evo doing 60-100 in like 3 seconds and this p.o.s. Chevy police cruiser is keeping up with him! And the last time I checked, the scenery around you doesnt turn into longitudinal line of doo-doo when you go fast. The movie already perfectly showed how fast they were going, it didnt need stupid lines indicating speed at all... I found it annoying and I got the feeling I was on speed.
Im not going to even bother watching the first one. I pray to god I never see any of the 2 movies ever again. If I get stuck on a plane with one of these stupid movies I will commit suicide or at leat whip out a box cutter to get a rise out of people before I go out because the movie wont succeed in that matter.