Don't have any "clean" jokes (after 20+ years in the Navy) but I do have a few cute pics you might like that are clean. Later! Dan

 

Very good 92Accord, I enjoyed the pictures..

 

Here's one I just saw...
www. saabnet. com/tsn/bb/general/index.html?bID=244443

 

so a guy is at the super bowl and is enjoying the pre game and notices a empty seat next to him.now the game is about to start and he ask the gentleman on the other side of the empty seat is this seat empty? yes he says it was my wifes but she died. the other man ask couldnt u get a family member or relative to go with u? no he said there all at the funeral

 

I just have to laff some-more

 

This is another couple in the Blonde Joke Series

Q: What do you call a blond golferwith an IQ of 125 ?

A: A Foursome

Q: What do you call a blond clutching at thin air?

A: A women collecting her thoughts.

Enuff for now, but more at a later date..


Okay, One More Then:

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels with the remote.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said , "Dust"

And then the fight started...

Later
WheelBrokerAng

 

Check This Story Out !

At a high school in Montana, a group of students played a prank - they let Three Goats loose in the school.

But before turning them loose , they painted numbers on the sides of the goats : 1 , 2, and 4 .


School administrators spent most of the day looking all over for number 3.


Later on I'll post some more...

 

I call this story breakfast.

The 1st morning after their honeymoon, the husband got up early, went down to the kitchen, and brought his wife her breakfast in bed.
Naturally, she was delighted.

Then he spoke: " Have you noticed just what I have done?"

"Of course, dear. Every single detail!"

"Good. That's how I want my breakfast served every morning."

Hope you liked it...

WheelBrokerAng

 

Here we go again folks :

This ones called * Buying A Car *

A husband and wife were debateing on buying a New Car. She wanted a fast sports car. He wanted a Pick-Up truck. As time passed on, her birthday came up and she thought it a great time to fulfill her own wish.

She told her husband, "Look, I want something that can go from 0 to 200. Furthurmore, I want it to be able to do it in a few seconds!"

The Husband bought her a bathroom scale.
( The Funeral is at 3:00PM Wednesday)

yuk, yuk, yuk..did you like it ? Sure you did

 

Dressing Up: A women will dress up to: to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

Cats: Women Love cats. Men say they Love cats , But when women aren't looking, Men kick cats.

At least most men do! national pole taken answers...