**JOKES here (Funny/KLEEN, Oneliners & Short Stories)**
#31
Geezz Jim I never Thought Of That
What's an Ipod?
30 years ago I walked with my walkman and I never would of thought there would be an
Ipod Wonder what will be in about 5 years from now ....something we thought was silly back
30 years ago like a WalkMan :0
30 years ago I walked with my walkman and I never would of thought there would be an
Ipod Wonder what will be in about 5 years from now ....something we thought was silly back
30 years ago like a WalkMan :0
#32
Okay, Okay You Asked For Another One !
Here's another One from my, And You Thought Youre Having A Bad Day.
Iraq terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb he sent. It came back with "Return To Sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the Bomb, he opened it and was Blown to bits.
Was Good Yes!
Iraq terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb he sent. It came back with "Return To Sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the Bomb, he opened it and was Blown to bits.
Was Good Yes!
#33
Here's One You Might Like...
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
Oil Spill in Alaska was $ 80,000 crazy right !.
At a special ceremony , two of those most expensively saved
animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from all the onlookers.
A Minute Later..In full view of the crowds, A Killer Whale Ate Them
Both at One Time...
Oil Spill in Alaska was $ 80,000 crazy right !.
At a special ceremony , two of those most expensively saved
animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from all the onlookers.
A Minute Later..In full view of the crowds, A Killer Whale Ate Them
Both at One Time...
#34
Okay, So That One Was Good..Try This One !
The Excited Father
The New father ran out of the delivery room and announced
to the rest of his family who were waiting for the good news: " We Had Twins" he told them all.
The family was so excited the immediatly asked him, " Who do they look like "?
The Father paused , Smiled, and Said , " Each Other!"
WheelBrokerAng
The New father ran out of the delivery room and announced
to the rest of his family who were waiting for the good news: " We Had Twins" he told them all.
The family was so excited the immediatly asked him, " Who do they look like "?
The Father paused , Smiled, and Said , " Each Other!"
WheelBrokerAng
#35
Here's One For You All To Read!
From Call Center Tapes Direct To You All To Read
From SamSung Electronics Company:
Caller: " Can You give me the phone number for Jack?".
Operator: " I'm sorry sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller : " On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that
I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.
Now, can You give me the number for Jack?".
From SamSung Electronics Company:
Caller: " Can You give me the phone number for Jack?".
Operator: " I'm sorry sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller : " On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that
I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.
Now, can You give me the number for Jack?".
#36
Reminds me of one I heard about 10 years ago...
Someone phones tech-help-center for your favorite brand of computer.
caller:
I can't get the computer monitor to respond to anything. There's no windows, no text, no cursor at all on the screen.
tech-center:
Well, are you sure the monitor is plugged into the computer? Look under your desk to check the wires plugged into the back of the computer.
caller:
OK, but it's pretty hard to see back there in the dark. There's a power outage.
Someone phones tech-help-center for your favorite brand of computer.
caller:
I can't get the computer monitor to respond to anything. There's no windows, no text, no cursor at all on the screen.
tech-center:
Well, are you sure the monitor is plugged into the computer? Look under your desk to check the wires plugged into the back of the computer.
caller:
OK, but it's pretty hard to see back there in the dark. There's a power outage.
#37
Good 1 Jim...
For us folks who are in the sales and or service business, we get these kind of things told to us everyday..
For Instance-Read this one! She came into the Store to complain to us!
Customer: " I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and I couldn't
get through to enquires, can you help me with this number?"?.
Me: "Where did You get that number from, mam ?".
Customer : " It is on the door to your store out front".
Me: " Mam, those are our open to close store hours".
WheelBrokerAng
For Instance-Read this one! She came into the Store to complain to us!
Customer: " I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and I couldn't
get through to enquires, can you help me with this number?"?.
Me: "Where did You get that number from, mam ?".
Customer : " It is on the door to your store out front".
Me: " Mam, those are our open to close store hours".
WheelBrokerAng
#38
* My Laff For Today Goes Like These *
Terms to Know
Traffic Light -- a apparatus that automatically turns RED when
your car approaches.
Divorce -- postgraduate in School of Love.
And this one
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Foreign Film -- any movie shown in a TEXAS theater that isn't
a western.
Hope you enjoyed these three...
Traffic Light -- a apparatus that automatically turns RED when
your car approaches.
Divorce -- postgraduate in School of Love.
And this one
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Foreign Film -- any movie shown in a TEXAS theater that isn't
a western.
Hope you enjoyed these three...
#39
Here's One That Some Of You Men Might Relate To
ChildBirth
After learning the Lamaze method of natural childbirth, I was
admitted to the delivery room with my wife.
It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally announced, "Ive got the head now; just a few more minutes here."
" Is it a Girl or a Boy ?" I asked excitedly.
The Doctor replied, " I don't know yet. It's hard to tell by the ears."
Hope you enjoyed this one!
After learning the Lamaze method of natural childbirth, I was
admitted to the delivery room with my wife.
It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally announced, "Ive got the head now; just a few more minutes here."
" Is it a Girl or a Boy ?" I asked excitedly.
The Doctor replied, " I don't know yet. It's hard to tell by the ears."
Hope you enjoyed this one!
#40
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pretty sure you wont...