**JOKES here (Funny/KLEEN, Oneliners & Short Stories)**
#82
08-24-2010, 12:36 AM
Administrator
Yes it was lol 
Here's something for you to read...
Just Remember-Inside of every older person is a younger person wondering
what happened.
Here's something for you to read...
Just Remember-Inside of every older person is a younger person wondering
what happened.
#83
08-24-2010, 01:49 AM
I have LOTS of good jokes but I would have to ban myself after posting cus they are soo bad...remember I grew up in the south so I think you get my idea and where I’m coming from...lol
Last edited by g22cd5; 08-24-2010 at 01:51 AM.
#86
08-28-2010, 11:38 AM
Administrator
Okay so you members are asking for another one in my PM...so here you are...a few more for ya!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
or
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
or
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
and
Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?
WheelBrokerAng
hope these made you giggle
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
or
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
or
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
and
Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?
WheelBrokerAng
hope these made you giggle
#87
09-05-2010, 12:56 AM
Administrator
** Here Some More One Liners For You To Enjoy**
Life is really like a shower. One wrong turn and your in hot water.
A genius is someone who is screwed up in a useful way.
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
A Pessimist is what an Optimist calls a Realist.
You non-conformists are all alike.
Later members
A genius is someone who is screwed up in a useful way.
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
A Pessimist is what an Optimist calls a Realist.
You non-conformists are all alike.
Later members
#89
09-06-2010, 10:57 AM
Administrator
Ohhhh Boy on that one..Can you blame the poor chicken
FLYING ONE LINERS:
" What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a piolot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, the pilot dies"
FLYING ONE LINERS:
" What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a piolot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, the pilot dies"
#90
09-17-2010, 01:04 AM
Administrator
** More Jokes From The Jokester**
You Know Your Over The Hill When...
You find youself beginning to like accordion music.
You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
You tune into the easy listening station...on purpose.
You keep repeating yourself and can't remember it.
You light the candles on your birthday cake and a group of campers form a
circle and start singing Cumbaya.
Until;
You find youself beginning to like accordion music.
You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
You tune into the easy listening station...on purpose.
You keep repeating yourself and can't remember it.
You light the candles on your birthday cake and a group of campers form a
circle and start singing Cumbaya.
Until;