LMAO ..... couldn't resist when I read that post!

 

I'll get you....... Sometime when you least expect it......

 

You need to thinkvery hard man. She will have your "gentleman'sparts" in a vise if you forget that date.
I'll try to help:
Howmany yearsago were you married?
Were you married on a Saturday?
Was it possibly the first weekend in January after new years?
If we know this info maybe we can back track on a calendar.
Otherwise, you are going to need to look back in bank records or credit card receipts if you used either your debit or credit card on your honeymoon.

 

I refuse to go anywhere near a mall after Thanksgiving. I have little patience for inconsiderate people, who all seem to come out of the woodwork between Thanksgiving and New Years.

That being said, my wife and I give outa lotof gift cards. Our two daughters and their husbands get an assortment of cards to Sears, Borders Books, Old Navy, Home Depot, Victoria's Secret (and yes, that is for the benefit of both daughter and husband - LOL), etc... We give our oldest daughter money to buy our grandson what she thinks he needs, but we try and spoil him with clothes, andat least one present that is hard to get - last year was Tickle Me Elmo I think.

As far as gifts for each other, we've never really exchanged at Christmas. My wife may buy a book for herself to put under the tree, and I might get some golf *****, or a couple of cigars. Nothing extravagant.

 

Oh yeah! Victoria's Secret gift card FTW. I usually get one of those for my wife as a stocking stuffer. I forgot all about that. I used to get allembarrassed about going in there by myself. But now after being married for almost 2 years and having a newborn baby, I have no shame. Any man whohas everhad to buy a "feminine product" for hiswife/gf should appreciate that.

 

haha feminie products...I was embarrassed the first time but now I think it just shows...your close to each other.

And....you guys are histarical (sp?) ! lmao

Well....back to my computer class....

 

Watch out! Professor Smaglik might give you a spanking!

 

If there is a man out there who has been married more than a year and hasn't had to buy his wife a "feminine product" then something is strange there.... I used to get embarrased about that junk too but, yeah.... that's over....

That's a great idea, victoria secret gift card, that's a win win there!


Here's a good one: I was working at an upscale salon for a while and the owner/head stylist asked me to go get a tube of Preperation H (you put it under your eyes when they are puffy and it reduces the swelling/makes them look better). So I said sure, no problem. I drove to the store, picked up a tube, came back, walked in the front door and with everyone sitting there (client and employee alike). I said "Hey Carolyn I got your Preperation H, where do you want me to put it?" Needless to say she turned about 3 shades of red and everyone just laughed. They all knew it was for her eyes but it was funny none the less.

 

LOL .... nice!!! I'd probably have done the same thing ...... Jon, you know Smag doesn't give spankings!!!! He's got a new oversized teabag with no string!

 

That's awesome. It reminds me of American Pie 2:"Jimbo! Don't forget your ***** cream son!"