ok so i released this thread about 4 months ago that got lost in cyberspace i guess? whatever the case is, post the funniest questions/comments/situations you've gotten or been in here. Ill start,


i picked up my ex gf from her house, and we drove to see a movie. i stopped to get gas out of a near by self serve, a fat hick guy is next to me and the conversation went something like this.

hick:nice car
me: thanks
hick: you sure got it going on, cute girl, nice mustang
me: um...thanks..

i never went to that self serve ever again.

 

lol I do remember that!

Mine was w/ my g/f's moron cousin. I admit the Type r emblem that come w/ the grille was dumb but w/e! Its off now!

Type R? They dont make a type r Accord, Im going to rip it off
Me: Yeah, they do actually
What motor do you have?
Me: well since you know everything about Honda why dont you tell me.
b16
Me: Okay, well since my b16 sucks what is the best Honda motor out there
F22
Me: LMAO You idiot, my car has the f22 and its not the best motor!
W/E let me see
Me: ok, pop hood, sees f22, i call him an idiot again, and his brother calls him an idiot too! hahaha good stuff!


In HS kids were ripping my car and then they said IT.

"Your V4 sucks"

I laughed hysterically. Judging by their intelligence of cars and how about .5% of cars had a v4 well there you go!

 

Moron:Hey was your accord V8,because of the dual exhaust.

Me:Turned around,walked away.

 

Isn't it?

 

some guy that got out of a civic
dude: hey do you mind if i see your led tails?
me: they dont come on the 05, there on the 06 07.
dude: no, i just saw yours there super bright!
me: no theyre stock bulbs, no led,
dude: dude i just wanna see. im thinkin bout doing that to my car.
me: well i dont have leds, or else id show you.
dude stomped off.

 

"Is that a Pacer?" no lie.

 

I either have my window sup or music too loud for people to make comments...

But here is something I think is funny:

Every single ticket I have ever gotten (including ones from teh HS parking lot) for both of my Accords have been written out to "Black Civics" hahahahaha

 

i have so many of these stories..

mcdonals drive thru situation:

ordertaker: what year did they make that honda civic?

me: this is the japanese civic, i had it converted to left hand drive and everything because i had it imported from japan.

ordertaker: wow im gonna ask my bf to buy a car like this from japan..

me:*received change* ya. have a nice day..


it was so hard not to laugh.. let me tell you.

 

With an '89 Saab 900...

What kind of car is that?

Saab.

Where's it from?

Sweden.

Oh... Who makes it, Fiat??

 

me in my buddys rx-8 i pulled up to a light
moron- dude nice s2k... too bad my mustang is faster than that lil 4 banger (he was in a v6)
me- uh(light turned green took off smoked him)
(next light) moron-holy s*** thats fast i hate hondas!!
i just turned and didnt say a word