ok, i'll try that.. what should i do next? what u guys think i should do? the gay ****, spyware and virussome of whichJon suggested? any more suggestions???
my buddy went to walgreens to buy nair just about now... (guess where that's going?)

 

most novelty shops or online has itching powder, it's fairly hard to detect and works well in shoes/the bed... that makes life miserable, encourages showering too *L*

you guys are really going to great lengths to torture this guy, why not just kick him out?

 

it will be more democratic if he chooses to leave... *L*

 

*ROFL* that's one way to look at it... you know if you do the laxative trick with some saran wrap over the toilet it would make things worse...

 

well, the lax-tric is done! he came back drunk and justpoured the lax on the beer next to him and that was it... he now doesn't know if to hug the toilet or sit on it... either way, something is landing on the floor!!!! (nasty[:'(])

 

crap! he threw up on my door... damn him... it's like 1:30am here... crap... i'll have to clean that up...(smells gross around here)

 

haha any pranks involving bodily fluids can backfire pretty easily...

if your dorm has bunk beds and hes on the top, take out those boards that go across the middle of the bed underneath the mattress so that when he lays down he falls through onto the other bed below him.

imo the nair thing is a little too cruel... can you imagine going in the bathroom to comb your hair and end up pulling it all out?

 

At this point if you do a running total of even attempted pranks it's pretty mean IMO but then again I'm not in that situation.... Attempted to oil floor, ex-lax in beer, nair...

 

the lax one was a success... and the nair one, i donnu... i didn't want to do that one... (too cruel) and the oily floor, well, it worked on someone else... so it's still a prank, right?hahaha....

no, we don't have bunks, we all have separate rooms... and i did have to clean the vomit up from my door... but it was funny anyways... gonna wait for a few days to see if he's behaving better... if not, we'll put one more and kick him out after...
any suggestions for my friend who doesn't let me work on my carat peace? (he already broke a few things, so that doesn't scare him off)

 

bump the hood holder rod as you're standing up so it drops on his head? Constantly move to an angle where you're pushing him out of the way no matter where he stands? Have him "help" by holding a spark plug wire as you try to start the car *L*