I OWN my problems. It's difficult not telling your gf what you think of her, though.[8D]
(Girlfriends, teabags, whatever. I want it fresh and new, or completely debauched.)

 

Wow ! You have invented tea ****. I doff my cap to you Sir.

 

Credit goes to Smaglik and 00accordlx5spd, I beleive.
I am only responsible for pledging the fraternity.[&:]

Do not sleep with your mouth open.

 

Smaglik is the founding father.I and sir_nastyjust encouraged him.

 

LOL .... I hear you there!!!! I'm single now and loving it!!! I can do more of what I want, date multiple girls, go out with friends, etc. with nobody planning my life for me without me knowing!!!! As for my rough sports, my sister is about as crazy as I am, so she's my partner ...... like snowboarding last Sunday ..... still hurting from it, but ya gotta start somewhere.

Oh, Jon ...... it's about time that you add #2 post hawr to your signature ...... or are ya skeered? How's 7 cig's a day treating you???

 

...if your dating multiple girls
your not single...

 

Sorry Falkore, Nafango2 may have a point. I date one at a time and feel FAR from single.

 

That "I was only following orders" defence hasn't worked since Nuremberg.

 

I haven't quite made it down to 7 a day. "Slow and steady wins the race." I have cut back in the car though. Insteadof 3 or 4 on the way to and from the office, it's only 1 or 2. So I'm getting there. My wife is no help. She can quit any time she wants to (she hasn't smoked for very long) but she won't stop smoking until I do. I still don't understand why she would have picked it back up after not doing it for 9 months. I know I am to blame for that though. If I had quit while she was pregnant, there wouldn't be any around for her to smoke cause she doesn't buy them. So after she had the baby, I'm out smoking and she's like "give me one." I think her hardest thing is not smoking at work since all of her nurse friends smoke. So they all come find her and are like "come outside with me and take a break."

 

Speaking of pranks, has anyone watched American Pie Beta House? It's no Oscar quality film, but it is funny. It has nudity about every 5 minutes or so if anyone likes that. At one point one of the guys does an "upper decker." I LMAO when I saw it.