caulk the door shut with liquid nails while he's asleep.

 

nice one falkore... might try it... he lifes fried chicken, any kind of meat... sodas, and he LOVES chocolate... any ideas?
willdo the condom and lotion as well tonight...(thanxs Jon)
oh, and i've got a friend who's always sticking his head whenever im working on my car and pisses me off... i've already did the "oops, did i hit u w/ that?" stuff, but i want a well planned prank, like he touches something and it breaks, or something like that!

 

I've got a GREAT one for people who love chocolate, just be sure that NO ONE leaves it unatteneded because it's easy to mistake. You need to get some of those ferra roche (sp) chocolates, the almond roca ones, remove the chocolate, find a pet turd, roll it in kitty litter and re-wrap it in the almond roca wrappers. You'd be amazed how realistic it looks.

Meat: Cook some meat in the hottest peppers you can find, then cook up a little bit of some spaghetti noodles and mix it together in a bowl, stick it in the refrigerator so it's easy to re-heat and eat. Then remove every beverage from the fridge except for a bottle of coke. In that bottle of coke you take some prune juice, tabasco and a bit of a laxative then go get a carbination kit and make it fizzy. We'll name that one the flaming bowl...

As for the friend that won't let you work on your car in peace, wrig up the window washer fluid tank loose, set a wrench on it, ask him to hand you the wrench and it will look like he broke the tank off....

 

Also, shaving cream in the toe of his shoes is a nice one... Or epoxy, be sure you set one part of the epoxy right in front of the second one so when he slides his foot in it will mix... The epoxy one has the potential to be damaging to the skin so you may not want to inflict injury...

 

I can't believe I didn't think of this. I eat tons of spicy foods. I currently have a bunch of habanero and tepin(rumored to be hotter than habanero's - mexicans call them "gringo killers")peppers in my freezer.

Find some habaneros or tepins. Aren't you in Puerto Rico? If so they should be easy to find. I used to grow my own peppers, but now the grocery stores around here carry hab's. Anyways, finely chop up the peppers. Make sure you use gloves or just a knife and fork. DO NOT touch the peppers anywhere on the insides (it's ok to touch the outside). Your fingers won't burn, but no matter how many times you wash your hands, they will still burn any "sensitive" area of skin you touch. The seeds (actually the capscicum oil around the seeds) is the hottest part.
Now, do not add them to the meat while it is cooking. That will cook the heat out of them. Add them at the very end and stir them around. That way they keep all of the "spicy goodness."
I cook with Habanero's all the time. If my wife will be eating whatever I am cooking, I always add them early so the heat gets cooked out and you are left with the flavor.

 

Another way I use peppers in cooking is to add a bit of oil to the pan, put the peppers and seeds in there, cook them a bit, throw the meat in and cook it, then when it's about done throw in the rest of the peppers and cook for a minute or so, that should get it amazingly hot

 

If your roomate has a computer direct all the shortcuts on his desktop to different **** sites, you could also infect it with tons of spyware. Or just reinstal windows, i always hate it when i have to do that cause all my settings are lost and i have to go through the entire process over again. Takes me a few weeks to get back to normal. Also, take a dump in his car, i imagine its still hot there in PR. that stuff should fester in the heat, always worth a good laugh.

 

do NOT do pranks with habeneros, the joke gets old fast if he touches his food then his eye. I know a kid on the reciving end of the habenero thing. He threw about 3/4 of an entire habenero in his mouth during school. after about 30 seconds he ran out of the room into the bathroom.
water didnt help.
his stomach started burning, and he tried to force himself to puke the pepper out, that didnt work either. not entirely sure what he did after that, but he ended up going home from school early.
His fault, though. He grabbed the pepper out of the kids hands and popped it in his mouth. Prolly didnt know quite how hot it was.

 

He should have just puked it up. the heat from Habs goes away pretty fast. it would be downright mean and possibly harmful to do that prank.
In college there was this bar that had a "hot wing challenge." You had to eat 5 of their wings within one minute with no napkins or water. If you finish before one minute, you have to wait till the minute is up before you can drink anything or get any napkins (I found this out the hard way.) One of my buddies convinced me to do it since he knows I eat a lot of hot stuff. As soon as the first one hit my mouth it felt like I was eating razorblades. It was at least 10 times hotter than the hottest habanero I've ever had. I completed the callenge (the award was you didn't have to pay for the wings and you got your picture on the wall with the few people who actually did it.) Within 20 minutes I was experiencing the wort pain in my stomach I have ever had in my life. i downed about 40 Tums and it seemed to go away, but it came right back in about 10 more minutes. It hurt so bad I had topuke. Boy did that hurt. Half came out of my nose so you can imagine the pain in the sinuses that was. It stopped hurting within an hour though. And I learned my lesson.

 

In colelge we used to always download a bunch of gay **** on to the guy in the room next to us's computer. We would download gay **** screen savers and password-lock them too so he couldn't get it off his screen.