They don't actually "tie" them anymore. They cauterize them so that doesn't happen anymore. The problem with the vasectomy is that even afterward, you are shooting live ammo up to 3 months afterward. Next time she wants you to get an operation, tell her to hang on until you're drunk so you don't remember the convo in the morning. Then when mentions that you agreed to it you can tell her that you honestly have no idea what she's talking about! You can play her game too!

 

AHAHAHAHAHA. Hell yeah! It would suck if it cashed in your sheets...

 

Lol what really sucks is falling asleep with my bubbler in my hand. Then you wake up wet and NASTY. I don't use the bubbler at night anymore, there's always a chance of passing out lol [sm=violin.gif]

 

That's fricken hilarious right there^!

Last night my wife and I were in my car and I opened my console. There was a pack of smokes in there with one left in it. I gave it to her this morning

 

Good job not smoking that cigg man! I'm about to leave for class and I have no ciggerettes and I'm freaking out lol

 

Oh man I remember that feeling.I used to get super ticked if I was leaving for work (it seemed to always happen when I was already running late) and I realized I either had no smokes or only one. It is SO weird now not caring. My wife commented last noght on how weird it was that I am not always asing her to come outside with me to smoke. I've smoked like a train ever since she has known me. I am even the reason her mom (closet smoker) now smokes in front of us and my wife still smokes in front of her (or bums smokes if she is out.) My wife always knew her mom smoked, and she started smoking on a regular basis when she started dating me. So one day I was told my wife how dumb it was that they both thought they were hiding it from each other and they might as well come clean about it. Ever since then our smoking lives were a lot easier haha. her mom is very impressed at my progress quitting.

 

I bet it helps that cardio also!!!! Hows the office thing going anyway? Haven't heard it mentioned in a while.

 

Well, I'm kind of working on my strategy right now. Since a lot of the women have become discouraged by my rapid weight loss, I decided to slow down for a while to keep them in the game. It won't help me any if they quit (the payout will be less.) You put money in the pot every two weeks and you can drop out any time if you want to, but you lose all the money you have put in the pot. So last weigh in I gained about 1 pound and a half on purpose. Then I find out all of those women gained weight too. made me pretty mad. Most of them will probably quit soon. They don't have any willpower. but I am hoping that on the next weigh in many of them will have lost at least something. I have been keeping my weight pretty constant around 215-218 (remember I started at 241) in the hopes that if the women see I am not losing anything, they will keep putting money in and not quit. Then when i start losing more, I will simply lie to everybody if they ask and tell them I didn't lose anything, or I only lost a pound or something.

 

Jon, we haven't had an update in a while! How is the Chantix going and what about the weight competition? Do you feel healthier yet? lawl

 

I quit taking the Chantix after a month. The doctor told me many people did and he didn't recommend it, but I did anyway. $130 for a months worthof pills that simply block the nicotene receptors in the brain was kind of pointless to me after I had been weeks without smoking.
I have pretty much quit. I only smoke one if I am really stressed out or something. Or if I am at a party or something where everybody else is smoking like chimneys.I don't buy them anymore unless I know I am going to a party like that. My wife still smokes at work, but not at home. If I really want one I will bum/steal one from her. I think she will quit soon too.
The weight loss thing is kind ofon hold for a while. The reason behind that is: all of the women at work are getting discouraged cause they aren't losing any weight. I want them to see I am not losing anything either, that way they will keep putting their money in every week so I can take it in the end. I am still about 215 right now. I'm about to join the YMCA and hit the weights though. I'll probably gain a little more weight, then melt off the fat soon enough.