Storytime with Falkore!!!!
#86
RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!!
Smag, you should know better than to ask Jon something like that ...... you know he's not going to hold anything back!!!!
Jon, thanks for the mental picture ..... uuugh! Didn't a comedian do a skit about **** and "hairy bobbing man ***"?
Jon, thanks for the mental picture ..... uuugh! Didn't a comedian do a skit about **** and "hairy bobbing man ***"?
#87
RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!!
ORIGINAL: WheelBrokerAng
.... A Giant Eagle Shoping Mart:
WheelBrokerAng
.... A Giant Eagle Shoping Mart:
WheelBrokerAng
Struck by lightening, blown 25 feet away, burns on ~80% of her body, bra underwire fused to her ribcage, a month in intensive care and she's fine and jokes about it. This girl works at a crafts store and she was listening to a woman b***ch**g that her hot glue gun burned her, so she pulls up her sleeve and goes, "Look what mine did to me!!!" The woman almost fainted.
#88
RE: Storytime with Falkore!!!!
Dang, struck by lightning would seriously suck. i had a high school football coach who was struck by lightning (not really directly, he was touching an iron gate when the fence was struck, the electricity jumped through and knocked him about 20 feet or so backwards - he weighs about 300lbs). Anyways, any time he heard the slightest bit of thunder during football practice, he would immediately cancel practice and run off the field.
"The Spread Eagle" ROFL! That's great. Kind of reminds me of a buddy of mine who used to speed all the time. Once he was driving with this girl in his carand she starts yelling "Official car! Official car!" And he's like "What in the hell is an official car?" Then he see's it's a cop. He got a nice fat speeding ticket. He forever blamed it on her.
"Spread Eagle" is definitely better than that though. Priceless!
"The Spread Eagle" ROFL! That's great. Kind of reminds me of a buddy of mine who used to speed all the time. Once he was driving with this girl in his carand she starts yelling "Official car! Official car!" And he's like "What in the hell is an official car?" Then he see's it's a cop. He got a nice fat speeding ticket. He forever blamed it on her.
"Spread Eagle" is definitely better than that though. Priceless!